don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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