He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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