i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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