just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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