Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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