and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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