drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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