She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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