and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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