I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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