You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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