Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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