I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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