I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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