We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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