I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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