C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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