Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Randomize