You're so nebulous sometimes
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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You. Win. At. Life.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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