How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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