I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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