you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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