She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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