i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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