But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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