I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
