It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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