I faked an abortion last night.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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