I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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