Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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