Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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