The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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