Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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