So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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