So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
