We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
kristin has been a bad kristin
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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