Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize