i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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