Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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