dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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