NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The adults are the big ones right?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
