There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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