I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How naked do you want me to be?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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