just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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