i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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