quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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