butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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