Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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