Slut skills are useful in every country.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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