Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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