I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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