I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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