life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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