Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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