Me too!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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